If no one buys a ticket to a late-night screening of “Argo,” does the show still go on?
I wanted to make sure I wasn’t keeping anyone from quitting early. The manager assured me: It would play to an empty house, even if I wasn’t here.
Phew. Good thing I’m here.
I’ve rented the theater for two hours, for only $11.50. What a freakin’ deal.
And this, after I just sat through a two-hour-forty-six-minute “Django Unchained.”
I’m totally off the hook — off my plush high-backed rocker.